Sleepy Habit

Dirk in the Abbey.

Midwife

Dirk went with Mummy and Daddy to see the midwife. He heard the baby's heartbeat that you are hearing now.

On the way home, he walked along a wall!

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Birthday Celebration

Dirk, Mummy, Daddy and Connor all went to a birthday lunch today. It was his Great-Granny's eightieth birthday on 15 July and will be his Great Grandad's on 16 August. So, they celebrated both together at the Flying Fox.

Afterwoods, everyvody went to Granny and Grandad's house to cut the cake.

Mummy and Daddy forgot to take the camera, but Great-Grandad took some photos, so they will be posted here as soon as possible.

Mr Jolly lives right here!

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Dirk and the Silly Nurse

Dirk just saw the nurse. She asked Mummy whether she ought not to stop breastfeeding, as Dirk is nearly eighteen months old.

Good job he wasn't listening!

Dirk needs a hand with his egg...

...'cos both of his are full of TOAST!

Supply and Demand

"You want me to go to sleep? Then read me a story, Mummy!"

Purr-fect Pals

Queeg loves Dirk.



And Dirk loves Queeg.

Paranormal Boy - Official

Are all the children in their beds?

It's past eight-o'clock!

Baby push Baby

Dirk has bought a new pushchair to practice pushing his baby sibling.

Goofing around!

Dirky Turkey Weighs In

Dirk was weighed at the clinic today. He weighs 26lbs 13oz.
12.16kg is the amount of manure produced by a typical broiler chicken in its first seven weeks.

Well, he IS a growing lad...

Wild Plates

Sold ...to Vic!

Shortly after this video was made, Dirk had a nasty little accident in town. He fell and hit his face on the pavement. There was quite a lot of blood. He's feeling much better now, but we had to cancel the portrait session he was on his way to at the time. Daddy learned that a pushchair harness isn't just to keep tiny babies from falling out, but is also to keep big boys from leaping out! Silly Daddy!

Megadirk

The original soundtrack wasn't very clear, so we cheated a bit by overdubbing. This really is his favourite band though. (If you don't count Slayer, that is.)

Channel 4 are paying!

"I love my Mummy!"

While Mummy Works

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Three Videos

Dirk looking cheeky.


Dirk enjoys cooling off.


Dirk practicing being a big brother.

Just mooching

A typically withnailian arty-shot. Strange thing is... we didn't do a thing to the photo!

Test You Baby

Mummy bought a doll so that Dirk can get used to seeing her cuddle another small person. So he followed her example...

Zoolanderk

Dirk got a call from his agent last night.


Today, he's at an audition for a Heinz television commercial!