Conspiracy Theory

"What do you mean 'pretend we can't talk'? Why on Earth...?

What's that...?

Oh.

A-ha. Right.

OH RIGHT!!!

You mean...

...all this time?

I get it now!

Never would have occurred to me. That's is cool.

Really cool!

Nice one Queeg me old mate. Goo-goo-ga-ga it is then!! Ha-ha-ha!!!"

. And Connor and Dirk
Did not know what to do.
So they had to shake hands
With Thing One and Thing Two.
They shook their two hands.
But their cats said, "No! No!
Those Things should not be
In this flat! Make them go!
.