New Pram and New Toy!

Today, Dirk went to visit Auntie Sarah.



...He also met his first cows. Or did he...?








...A cardboard cut-out Sarah pushing a CGI Dirk. So, it's not Jurassic Park, but neither was the budget.

(Actually, somebody who knows the area very well might spot the genuine bit of photo-trickery in this diary entry. It's really quite blatant.)...Mummy bought Dirk a new pram to share with his little sister. (Or brother.) Look at the size of that thing. Our weapons are useless!

...Photos in wrong order. This was first-thing. Daddy and Dirk having a lie-in.



...Slightly more animate MK fauna. (He hasn't got a sore throat; he's just a little horse.)

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Dirk eats the cat's balls...


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Play these two Swing Videos simultaneously. Trippy.

Auntie Sarah can't afford a carpet, but Dirk doesn't mind!

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And then it was time for bed, with his new toy Makka Pakka. Thank you Auntie Sarah.